It’s rare I’ll have to stop doing something because I’m laughing so much – watching bits of Soupy is one, Marc in Double Irish is another.
The third is this classic scene from Family Guy. Words don’t really do it justice, but every time I watch it, I struggle to breathe cos I’m laughing so much.
If you’re having a shit day, that’ll always make you laugh.
Or at least, it makes me laugh. A lot.
Bebo’s generally filled with complete shite, it’s rare to find anything interesting.
Here’s something that is though, a questionnaire by an old housemate of mine, Sarah. Most of the people who answered it did so seriously (the majority of answers to the first question were “cry”), but Martin made a joke of the whole thing.
It’s probably not really funny to those that don’t know the inside jokes and such, but to anyone who does, it’s hilarious:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF….
1….i commited suicide- find some1 else wit a car
2….i told you i loved you- ride ya right der n den
3….if i ran away- u run, haha
4….i kissed you- slip in the tongue
5….i hit you- kick ya right in the sac
6….i got beat up- poke all the bruises
7….i stopped eating- eat all yer food
8….i didnt exist- nothing, absolutly nothing
9….i lived next door to you- move
10….i started smoking- bum a fag of ya
11….i stole something- see no.5
12….i was hospitalized- mite visit,only if i’ve nothing better to be doin
13….i went somewhere and didn’t come back- open few ur cans n celebrate
14….I got into a fight and you were there- jump in n finish u off
15….i told you i hated you- laugh
16….i got arrested- dat be class, prob be der beside ya in cuffs too
17….i shaved my hair- slap it n leave a big red handprint
18….i weighed 20 stone- bounce ya round the place, off de walls n shite
My man is off his game today, with a pretty weird story of a kangroo hopping into a family’s bedroom.
The quote from the wife was best: “My initial thought…it’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window…It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in”.
What. The. Fuck.
A fucking ninja is as likely to come through a window as a native animal [kangaroo]? If something came through my window, I’d say it’d be A) Oh shit, a brick and B) OH SHIT A FUCKING LUNATIC NINJA ON FIRE.
The husband got the kangaroo in a headlock and fucked him out the door anyway.
What’s this my friend called not-a-ninja? A nonja maybe?
There’s not much that makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, but one thing is the Zimbabwean currency.
The Zimbabwean economy is the most fucked economy in the world, no exceptions.
Irish annual inflation (ie if you buy something now, how much more expensive will that item be in a year) rate:
4.3%
Zimbabwean annual inflation rate:
516,000,000,000,000,000,000% (I’m actually serious)
Number of Zimbabwean dollars a euro would get you on Thursday January 29 2009:
~2,000,000,000 (two billion)
Number of Zimbabwean dollars a euro would get you on Monday February 2 2009, three days later:
~10,000,000,000 (ten billion)
Number of Zimbabwean dollars a euro would get you on Friday February 6 2009, after they cut twelve zeros off their currency:
31
The money is basically worthless, but it leads to hilarious photos such as these:
Reminds me of these Dilbert cartoons too:
<3
The government isn’t popular at the moment, Disgruntled RTÉ Caption Writer isn’t satisfied with them either:
These’ll get funny soon. Hopefully.