Kangaroos: Fond of Breaking and Entering

My man is off his game today, with a pretty weird story of a kangroo hopping into a family’s bedroom.

The quote from the wife was best: “My initial thought…it’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window…It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in”.
What. The. Fuck.
A fucking ninja is as likely to come through a window as a native animal [kangaroo]? If something came through my window, I’d say it’d be A) Oh shit, a brick and B) OH SHIT A FUCKING LUNATIC NINJA ON FIRE.

The husband got the kangaroo in a headlock and fucked him out the door anyway.

What’s this my friend called not-a-ninja? A nonja maybe?